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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

Where would be a good place to find 25 million North Korean jokes?

In North Korea itself.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?