What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.