What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?