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What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

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Why do you call these girls broads?

Cause I don't wanna be specific

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.