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What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.