What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

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What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!