What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Why did the cat fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was the electoral map feeling down?

It wasn't, it was feeling blue.

Who's there! April! April who?

April might make you feel better!

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)