What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who's there! Cartoon! Cartoon who?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat!

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!