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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats buy things?

From a cat-alogue!

Who's there! Cartoon! Cartoon who?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo