A leperd
Cat you understand!
Purrgutory.
I feel so enlightninged!
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
A carpet.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.
Mitosis!
