What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.