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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What is hail?

Hard boiled rain!

What is hail?

Hard-boiled rain.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.