What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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What's a cat's favorite firearm?

A meowser

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes