Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What do you call the son of Kim jong-un?

Kim jong-deux

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?

Probably a tumor.