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What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.