What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp