What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

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What do you call a second grader with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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What do rednecks call the BATF?

The Bureau of All Things Fine.

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

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What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The more you bang it the looser it gets.

How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.