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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.