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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.