How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common?

Either way you lose a motorhome.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

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What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.