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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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Who's there! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who?

Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter!

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

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Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

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When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!