Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

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Who's there! Cam! Cam who?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived!

What was King Arthur's favourite game?

Knights and crosses!

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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The Royal Wii.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.