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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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A riveting tale.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

Well many how???

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.