Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!