Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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What do you think of Miles Davis?

He kind of blew

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

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Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.