It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
He thought he was melting.
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!
Dalek themselves clean
The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.
The sequels are never as good as the originals.
Iraqnids. Yep. An original.