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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.