Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

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When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

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What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.