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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)