Original Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Sequel Jokes More Sequel Jokes

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

Nb Jokes More Nb Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"