Original Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

Justin Timberlake Jokes More Justin Timberlake Jokes

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Vladimir Lenin Jokes More Vladimir Lenin Jokes

What do you call a communist hip hop dancer?

Vladimir Lenin dab

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...