Original Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

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Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

The tyranno-sorest rex

Subtract Jokes More Subtract Jokes

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Philanthropist Jokes More Philanthropist Jokes

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

Justin Timberlake Jokes More Justin Timberlake Jokes

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What was Justin Timberlake called when he was a kid?

Justin Timberpuddle!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.