What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

How do you catch a red elephant?

With a red elephant trap.

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What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.