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What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

Food Poisoning Jokes More Food Poisoning Jokes

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again