Binary stars.
Zero, because none of them knows how to
They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.
The ones with diabases.
They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
The first herd shot round the world!
To find out the latest on gum control legislation.