What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing

How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.