What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!