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What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

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Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

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What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

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What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she