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What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

How do you address a Black Farmer?

Through his owner.

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she