Pronoun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she