How do you catch a red elephant?

With a red elephant trap.

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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How do you catch a red elephant?

With a red elephant trap.

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.