How do you catch a red elephant?

With a red elephant trap.

Previous Random Joke Next

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Red Elephant Trap Jokes More Red Elephant Trap Jokes

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

How do you catch a red elephant?

With a red elephant trap.