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What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.