Unborn Baby Jokes

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

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Subreddit Jokes More Subreddit Jokes

What do you call an original joke on this subreddit?

Rare.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

Fetus Jokes More Fetus Jokes

What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry?

Fetus

How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid?

At womb temperature!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do old people often do?

Die

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.