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Unborn Baby Jokes

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

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What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

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Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

Subreddit Jokes More Subreddit Jokes

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Fetus Jokes More Fetus Jokes

What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms