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Unborn Baby Jokes

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

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Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Fetus Jokes More Fetus Jokes

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

Subreddit Jokes More Subreddit Jokes

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

What's your favorite subreddit?

What's a subreddit " "Next."

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.