What do old people often do?

Die

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people