What do old people often do?

Die

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What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.