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What do old people often do?

Die

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Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"