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What do old people often do?

Die

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.