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What do old people often do?

Die

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.