What do old people often do?

Die

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Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

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What do old people smell like?

Depends

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"