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What do old people often do?

Die

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.