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What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid?

At womb temperature!

What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other?

Fetus

What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry?

Fetus

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