Fetus Jokes

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid?

At womb temperature!

What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other?

Fetus

What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry?

Fetus

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Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife?

Ultra sound

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The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!