Fetus Jokes

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

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How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid?

At womb temperature!

What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other?

Fetus

What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry?

Fetus

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What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

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Wombmates.

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

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