Phish Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Hacker Jokes More Hacker Jokes

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Nigerian Jokes More Nigerian Jokes

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state?

It's Kano.

Nigerian Prince Jokes More Nigerian Prince Jokes

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

Phishe Jokes More Phishe Jokes

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream