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What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

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Nigerian Prince Jokes More Nigerian Prince Jokes

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

Hacker Jokes More Hacker Jokes

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.