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What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster?

The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds.

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Nigerian Jokes More Nigerian Jokes

What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state?

It's Kano.

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

Phishe Jokes More Phishe Jokes

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?