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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

Hacker Jokes More Hacker Jokes

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Nigerian Jokes More Nigerian Jokes

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Nigerian Prince Jokes More Nigerian Prince Jokes

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing