Phish Jokes

What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

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Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Phishe Jokes More Phishe Jokes

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

Nigerian Prince Jokes More Nigerian Prince Jokes

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

Hacker Jokes More Hacker Jokes

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A new bar

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.