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Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

Harry Potters Jokes More Harry Potters Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Abortion Clinic Jokes More Abortion Clinic Jokes
Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.