Aborted Fetus Jokes

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How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

How does Albus get into Hogwarts?

Through the Dumble-door

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What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Prague Jokes More Prague Jokes

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.