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What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant?

Fetus deletus!

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

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How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What do you call a nurse with flat knees?

The "head" nurse.

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

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What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.