Hogwart Jokes

What is the most popular social media form at Hogwarts?

SnapeChat

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

How do black people get to Hogwarts?

They go through wall 9 3/5

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.

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How does Albus get into Hogwarts?

Through the Dumble-door