Conservative Jokes

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

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What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters?

You'll never de-fetus.

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What is a conservative?

A liberal who's been mugged.

What's a conservative?

A liberal who made it through adolescence.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.