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Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Yodel Jokes More Yodel Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!