Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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What is Will Smith's job?

He's a blacksmith

Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?

Because they all own telephones

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What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.