Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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Why did the chicken coop have two doors?

Cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

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How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

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Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em