What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!