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What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.