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What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.

What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.