What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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What did the Chinese pirate say?

Awwlllll!

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u