What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that

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Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.