What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

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What do you call a Chinese millionare?

Ching-Ching.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.