What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.