Petrify Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

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Old Tree Jokes More Old Tree Jokes

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What did the handicapped racecar driver say?

I have no Hans

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

Petrified Wood Jokes More Petrified Wood Jokes

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.