Petrify Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Petrified Wood Jokes More Petrified Wood Jokes

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!