Petrify Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

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Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

Old Tree Jokes More Old Tree Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Because they were veloco*raptured*.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

Petrified Wood Jokes More Petrified Wood Jokes

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!