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What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.