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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark