What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator