What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.