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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.