What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.