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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.