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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

What do cows sit on?

Couches

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.