What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.