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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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I'm just gonna leave this here.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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He was way to high, man.

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He was too far out, man.

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.