What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste