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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Why is I such a controlling letter?

Because I said so.

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

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Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!