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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends