Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!