Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!