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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

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What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!