Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

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What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

She was beside herself.

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What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up