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Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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What did you expect?

Honestly.

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white