Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

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Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up