Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

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What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters