Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

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What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"