Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?