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Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!