Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.