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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush?

In his Master P room.

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

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What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.