Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

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How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!