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Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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What do you call math that gives you PTSD?

Triggernometry

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

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How do Asians see the world?

In widescreen.

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at