Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

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What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

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How do Asians see the world?

In widescreen.

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians