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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How can that help in this job?

You do the math

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity