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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.