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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

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Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

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How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.