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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA