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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.