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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

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Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

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How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9