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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

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Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

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What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum