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Pontiac Jokes

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.

1998 Jokes More 1998 Jokes

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

Cadillac Jokes More Cadillac Jokes

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

Dum Jokes More Dum Jokes

How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

Drizzle Jokes More Drizzle Jokes

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle