Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss
The drizzle
Sizzle-r
Dr. Dre
Ereptile dysfunction.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
He TANKED his campaign!
Arfson
Sean Murray and PS4 users
An escalador.
Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams
With a track-tor!
He thought they had delivery service.
Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.
