Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Ba dum
You barium! ba-dum-tss
Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!
Grayscale
If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.
He kept picking holes in everything!
ME: I can't remember.
Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
The punchline is too long.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
Because she can't stand up.
Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.
You fold it
Becka the bus is the best place to sit!
Octopied
Both start off as eggs.
They're mostly Dum Dums.
