Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss
Ba dum
You barium! ba-dum-tss
In the punchlines.
The punchline
No, cows go moo.
The Daily Moos.
They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!
With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)
Inequalities
Because they can dress foreless.
The second (right to bare arms)
Fabric softener.
A BoVine
420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.
Nothing. They were both stoned.
A hotdog
Plane.