Dum Jokes

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

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How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

What makes a juice joke so funny?

The punchline

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation?

Inequalities

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Bovine Jokes More Bovine Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.