Dum Jokes

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

Te Jokes More Te Jokes

What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

Pontiac Jokes More Pontiac Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

Nose

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

Ba Dum Tss Jokes More Ba Dum Tss Jokes

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.