Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss
Ba dum
You barium! ba-dum-tss
A smile and wave!
He kept picking holes in everything!
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
We do.
I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Ba-dum-tss
Chopsticks
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Two pirates.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
Would you please move You're in my sun.
Coffin and spluttering!
He was tired of coffin.
