They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!
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You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.
With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
It always spoils the GoT.
Pro Life Tips.
*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...
Polly want a cracker with cavier please!
Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.
A BoVine
They herd it through the bovine.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses!
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
A math problem.
Math problems actually exist
Because they are never well done.
A play on warts
