Cow Culator Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator.

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.