Cow Culator Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator.

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

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What does a cow use to solve math problems?

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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Swigonometry.

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What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

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A BoVine

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They herd it through the bovine.

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Math problems actually exist

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A math problem.

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They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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Pair-a-dice!

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.