Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.