What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.