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What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.