What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.