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What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'