What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed