What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

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What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.