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What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?
A seizure salad.
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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
Around Ten-ish.
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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?
Tennish.
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Whats an epileptics favorite food?
SEIZURE SALAD. I peed
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What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?
Seizure salad.
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