Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A new bar

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there