Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

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Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!