Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!