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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

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