Amanda Tory
Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss
One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
This guy!
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
B/c it's painful and not required
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
Rest in pieces.
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
It made it easier to deal with high C's
He worked it out with a pencil.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.
A mumble bee!
Because deep down, they're good people.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
They send them through the Wash.
Santatizer
Gutterfingers!
Sparky
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
She thought it was diet coke.