Amanda Tory
Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
This guy!
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
B/c it's painful and not required
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
There was no reaction
Fire.
He left his home on the range.
Because theyre pi rates.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Because he didn't need a living room anymore!
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
One of them has a good driver.
The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!
10
Cause she ran away from the ball
To help them find missing sea men.
So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.
Swine flu!
If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.
