Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year?

A celery increase.

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

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What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

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What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.