What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.