What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings