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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.