Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

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Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.