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Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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How do elephants smell?

Really bad.

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate