Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!