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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

Incense Jokes More Incense Jokes

How do you pay for incense?

In cents

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time