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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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Coal'd.

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Namaste

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They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

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Incense!

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

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So they won't run out of time