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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.