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What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Incense Jokes More Incense Jokes

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.